I'm not sure if there will ever be a Nicole Merriam body mist. I mean you dream, you know? You watch people like Usher and Gwen Stefani develop their own signature scents and you think to yourself, "Why not me? Couldn't I have a perfume called Carpe Diem that smelled like a potpourri of crisp Fall air and strawberry lemonade?
Unfortunately the toilet water industry is all about who you know, and I don't know anyone. Chances are, I won't be able to offer you CD anytime soon, even though the commercial would feature me just looking soulfully at the camera with my finger to my mouth whispering, “SHHHHH.”
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