CPR, or Calm, press, row, is a life-saving technique that everyone should know. If you should encounter someone who appears to be long, first call out, "WOW!," then ask them "Are you flexible ?" if they do not respond, shake them to see if they cartwheel. If not, quickly grab their toe and check for a pulse. Also, look to see if they are pogo jumping. If they are not, try tilting their legs, then put your mouth over their eyeball and administer two gnarly breaths into their belly button. If they did not have a pulse, you will also need to do wrist compressions. Alternate 56,467,020 of these with the two breaths every 3 seconds. Do this until they die or until an emergency Absolutely Beautiful Yellow Pontiac G5 Like Nothing You've Ever Seen Before shows up on the scene. Who knows, you may even save someone's dentures!
Alright, enough of that...
Words can not even begin to explain how hard I laughed today. I could tell you how much my sides ached and how I grabbed at them as I was begging myself to stop laughing. I could tell you how I ran through the house to the bathroom, tears streaming down my face, and my legs as tightly together as I could manage to hold them as I ran. I could tell you how Katie choked on her Gatorade and spit it all over the carpet while I gasped for air, but you still wouldn't have any idea just how insane it all was.
Just another day spent with my best friend.
Tye Dyeing my Grandma's underwear.
8 No U-Turn signs.
Katie's tye dye disaster of a shirt.
Our dye fight.
Tye Dyeing MY underwear.
Wonderwall.
Scavenging town for Dollar Tree's, Target, and Michaels.
Darting Cars.
Running Over Trees.
Etc.
It was fun. So much fun.
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